25 Signs That You've Grown Up

1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in your fridge.
4. Six a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song riding an elevator.
6. You actually watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up".
10. You're the one calling the police because those darn kids next door won't turn down the stereo!
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payment go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and anti-acid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
19. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff".
20. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast.
21. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again"
22. Ninety percent of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
23. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
24. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you.

Happy (cough) 20 Year Reunion....